The Cybertruck has rolled into our lives like a sci-fi fever dream, and with it, an endless supply of jokes.
Whether you love it, hate it, or still aren’t sure if it’s a truck or an origami experiment, one thing’s for sure—this futuristic beast is comedy gold.
So, buckle up and enjoy the best Cybertruck jokes that will have you rolling faster than its allegedly unbreakable windows did in 2019.
Cybertruck’s Shape – Or Lack Thereof
The Cybertruck looks like it was designed using only a ruler, and the internet wasted no time pointing that out.
- If you ever wondered what a PS1 graphics glitch looks like in real life, Tesla answered.
- The only vehicle that looks like it was designed in Microsoft Paint.
- The Cybertruck is proof that Elon Musk lost a bet with a 5-year-old.
- Engineers: We need a futuristic truck. Elon: Just make it out of straight lines and hope for the best.
- Aerodynamics? Never heard of her.
- It’s the only car that looks more at home in Minecraft than on the highway.
- The Cybertruck’s design team must have been using a potato as their graphics card.
- Tesla really out here selling a rejected PlayStation 1 car model for real-world prices.
- Why does the Cybertruck look like it escaped from a 90s arcade racing game?
- The truck’s so angular, it probably gets paper cuts.
- The only vehicle that looks like it was made with leftover IKEA parts.
- You don’t need a garage for a Cybertruck. You need a USB port.
- Someone at Tesla just hit “Save As: Polygon Truck” and called it a day.
- The Cybertruck is so edgy, even teenagers are intimidated.
- Elon Musk really said, “Make it look like a folding chair with wheels.”
The Infamous Unbreakable Windows
The Cybertruck’s debut was unforgettable—not because of its power, but because its windows folded under pressure.
- The Cybertruck’s windows are just like my diet plan. Strong in theory, shattered in reality.
- Tesla: “These windows are bulletproof!” A small metal ball: “Allow me to introduce myself.”
- That window broke faster than my New Year’s resolutions.
- Who needs crash tests when the demo itself proves your truck is fragile?
- Unbreakable? More like Un-buyable.
- If only my willpower was as weak as Cybertruck windows, I’d have quit my job ages ago.
- The Cybertruck’s windows are basically an expensive way to play peekaboo with your wallet.
- That window shattered faster than my confidence during public speaking.
- The Cybertruck’s windows remind me of my phone screen—claimed to be strong but breaks if you look at it wrong.
- The only thing tougher than the Cybertruck’s windows is explaining why you bought one.
- If Cybertruck windows were emotions, they’d be my patience—gone in seconds.
- Imagine getting a Cybertruck and your toddler’s toy car has stronger windows.
- The only truck where a rock and paper can both beat it.
- Cybertruck owners: “Nothing can stop me now!” A stray pebble: “Hold my beer.”
- Even my grandma’s casserole dish is stronger than those windows.
Cybertruck vs. Other Cars
Sure, Tesla says it’s revolutionary, but how does it really compare to other vehicles?
- The Cybertruck is what happens when someone tries to draw a Lamborghini from memory.
- It’s like the DeLorean and a fridge had a child.
- Cybertruck vs. a Ford F-150? The Ford looks like a truck. The Cybertruck looks like it’s late for a Tron audition.
- The Cybertruck is perfect for people who think regular trucks are just too… round.
- It looks like it escaped from a low-budget sci-fi movie where it was originally meant to be a spaceship.
- The only car that makes the Pontiac Aztek look like a masterpiece.
- Even the Batmobile thinks the Cybertruck is trying too hard.
- The Cybertruck is what happens when a Hot Wheels designer gets full creative control.
- If a Toyota Prius and a military tank had an awkward baby, it would be the Cybertruck.
- It’s like a Hummer, but only if a Hummer forgot to finish loading its textures.
- You don’t park a Cybertruck; you just leave it where it glitches out of existence.
- The only truck that looks like it belongs in a 1980s vision of the year 2050.
- The Cybertruck looks like it came straight out of a low-poly video game.
- At least you’ll never have to worry about dents—because it already looks dented.
- Cybertruck: the only vehicle that makes a toaster look luxurious.
Elon Musk’s Influence
Elon Musk and his quirky ideas brought us the Cybertruck, and people have thoughts.
- Elon Musk woke up one day and thought, “What if a car was also a meme?”
- Tesla: “We’re revolutionizing trucks.” Elon: “By making them look like stealth bombers from a school project.”
- The Cybertruck is proof that Elon Musk would rather make memes than cars.
- You either drive a Cybertruck or you’re part of the problem. No in-between.
- Tesla owners: “My car is futuristic.” The Cybertruck: casually looks like a geometry problem.
- Elon Musk really said, “Forget curves, I want all edges.”
- If Tesla made airplanes, they’d probably have square wings.
- Musk saw a Lego truck and thought, “Yeah, let’s mass-produce that.”
- Cybertruck: because Tesla couldn’t decide between a car and a military vehicle.
- If the Cybertruck was an emoji, it would just be a single, straight-line drawing.
- When Elon Musk plays Minecraft, we all suffer.
- Who needs focus groups when you have Elon Musk’s Twitter feed?
- The Cybertruck is what happens when billionaires get bored.
- If Tesla designed shoes, they’d probably just be two boxes strapped to your feet.
- Elon Musk: “We should make a truck.” Tesla engineers: nervous laughter
Driving a Cybertruck in Public
Owning a Cybertruck means being ready for attention, whether you like it or not.
- The Cybertruck is the only vehicle that makes pedestrians double-check if reality is glitching.
- Every time I see a Cybertruck, I think someone’s playing an elaborate prank.
- You don’t drive a Cybertruck. You pilot it through confused stares.
- Owning a Cybertruck is like wearing a neon suit—everyone notices, and nobody knows why.
- Cybertruck drivers don’t get road rage. They get existential questions about their life choices.
- You don’t get pulled over in a Cybertruck; cops just assume you’re already suffering enough.
- Parking a Cybertruck is easy. Just line it up with other rectangular objects.
- People don’t wave at Cybertruck drivers. They stare in disbelief.
- Owning a Cybertruck means explaining to everyone why you spent real money on it.
- Cybertruck drivers never need to say they love Elon Musk. Their car already does it for them.
- Taking a Cybertruck to a car show is like bringing a sci-fi prop to a history museum.
- The Cybertruck is great for introverts—people will be too scared to approach you.
- If you’re ever lost, just follow the pointing fingers of strangers reacting to your truck.
- Buying a Cybertruck is signing up for unsolicited conversations with every car enthusiast you meet.
- The Cybertruck: Because subtlety is overrated.
Cybertruck’s Off-Road Adventures (Or Lack Thereof)
Tesla promises the Cybertruck is built for adventure, but let’s be real—it looks more suited for a PowerPoint presentation than a dirt road.
- The only truck that looks better on a spreadsheet than on an actual road.
- Cybertruck off-roading? More like off-loading your savings account.
- If the Cybertruck was a hiking boot, it would be made of aluminum foil.
- The only adventure this truck is ready for is finding a charging station.
- Taking a Cybertruck off-road is like bringing a Roomba to a NASCAR race.
- Cybertruck owners don’t need a map. They just follow the sound of laughter.
- It’s the first truck that gets stuck in both mud and WiFi dead zones.
- Cybertruck: Because nothing screams “rugged” like a vehicle that panics at a speed bump.
- If Mad Max was filmed in Silicon Valley, the Cybertruck would be the main villain’s ride.
- This truck was clearly built for Mars, which is great because it’s struggling enough here on Earth.
- It’s the only off-road vehicle that looks like it belongs in a geometry textbook.
- The Cybertruck’s real terrain challenge? A slightly inclined driveway.
- Taking a Cybertruck camping is like bringing a microwave to a bonfire.
- If the Cybertruck were an animal, it’d be a house cat—cool-looking but hates dirt.
- The only thing rougher than the Cybertruck’s off-road performance is its design.
Final Thoughts:
The Cybertruck is many things—bold, bizarre, and definitely meme-worthy. Whether you’re a fan or just here for the jokes, one thing’s for sure: it’s keeping the internet entertained. Know someone who needs a laugh? Share this and let the jokes roll!
