📚 371+ Appendix Jokes for Smart Laughs

So, you typed appendix jokes into Google. Why? Maybe you just had yours removed and want revenge through humor. Maybe you’re curious about why this organ gets yeeted more often than expired milk.

Or maybe you’re just bored and have a weird sense of humor (respect).

Whatever brought you here, you’re in luck! This article is packed with gut-busting jokes that are as harmless as the appendix should have been. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll probably question your anatomy textbook. Let’s dive in.

🤷‍♂️ The Appendix Pretending It’s Essential

We all know someone who shows up, does nothing, then ruins everything. For your body, that’s the appendix.

My appendix saw the group chat and said, “You know what this needs? Chaos.”
It’s not a vital organ—it’s a VIP in the drama department.
My appendix is like a team member who shows up late and still demands coffee.
Tried to be part of the squad—got cut from the lineup.
Appendix: the intern who breaks the coffee machine on day one.
It thought “functionality” was just a suggestion.
“I’m here for moral support,” said no useful organ ever.
It was so lazy, even the spleen gave it side-eye.
You ever meet someone so useless they hurt you? That’s my appendix.
It didn’t want to work, just wanted to start fights.
My appendix didn’t glow up—it blew up.
The only thing it contributes is… surgery bills.
It’s just there for vibes. Negative vibes.
Who knew the most silent organ had the loudest exit?
Fun fact: the appendix was voted “Most Likely to Burst at the Worst Time.”

😒 When the Appendix Gets Jealous of Other Organs

If the appendix had a diary, it would be 90% salty shade at the liver and kidneys.

“Oh, the pancreas gets love? Let me explode real quick.”
Appendix: “I wasn’t invited to the party… so I made it about me.”
It was feeling left out—so naturally, inflammation was the answer.
My appendix saw the intestines trending on TikTok and got jealous.
“I can be important too!” said the appendix, seconds before chaos.
Appendix: trying to go viral in the worst way possible.
Its only talent? Extreme attention-seeking.
If envy were an organ, it would be shaped exactly like an appendix.
Appendix’s hobby? Sudden flare-ups during holidays.
My appendix wanted to trend—so it picked surgery season.
Just because you’re shaped like a comma doesn’t mean you’re part of the sentence.
It heard someone say “appendix is unnecessary” and took it personally.
“Oh you think you can forget me?” — appendix, plotting.
Appendix: Like that one ex who pops up just when life’s going great.
It got jealous and chose violence. Medical violence.

👀 Still have your appendix? What’s it doing—chillin’, plotting, or playing dead?

💼 When the Appendix Gets Fired… Surgically

Corporate layoffs, but make it internal.

HR called. The appendix didn’t make the cut—literally.
My appendix got terminated with extreme prejudice and anesthesia.
Surgeon: “Any last words?” Appendix: “Pain.”
It wasn’t downsizing, it was body-rightsizing.
Appendix: “I’m essential!” Me: “You’re ex-essential.”
You ever get fired from a job you weren’t doing? That’s the appendix story.
Surgeon handed it a pink slip and a scalpel.
It left quietly… just kidding. It screamed on the way out.
The appendix got escorted out like it was stealing pens.
No two weeks’ notice. Just 12 hours of sharp pain.
Surgeon: “You’ll feel a little pinch.” Appendix: “You’ll feel a lot more.”
I didn’t say goodbye. I said good riddance.
It’s not coming back, and that’s self-care.
Appendix removal? Best unsubscription ever.
It’s in a jar somewhere thinking about its life choices.

🎭 The Appendix Trying to Be Cool

Like a theater kid who’s not in the play but shows up anyway.

Appendix: “I’m going to reinvent myself as a podcast host.”
It wears sunglasses to X-rays and says “no photos.”
Wanted to be mysterious—ended up being a medical emergency.
My appendix had a public breakdown before it even had a following.
“I’m not weird, I’m rare” — the appendix, probably.
It got an Instagram but only posted pain.
Tried to trend, accidentally trended on #ERVisits.
It thinks inflammation is a personality trait.
Appendix: the zodiac sign no one wants to be.
It’s not quirky. It’s just ruptured.
My appendix: the original diva.
Said it wanted to be a kidney influencer.
Tried to sneak back into the group chat. Blocked.
Appendix: “I’m different.” Everyone else: “You’re a liability.”
Just because you’re mysterious doesn’t mean you’re useful.

👻 When the Appendix Tries to Come Back

Spoiler alert: this isn’t The Return of the Appendix.

Appendix: “You up?” Me: “Not for you.”
Tried to slide into my gut again. Denied.
It left dramatically, and I changed the locks (and insurance).
There’s no sequel. Just a scar and a story.
Like an ex who sends a “Hey stranger” text during Mercury retrograde.
“I’ve changed!” – Too late, bro.
It asked for a second chance. I asked for a heating pad.
You can’t ghost me then haunt me. Choose one.
This isn’t a soap opera. You’re still removed.
It sent a handwritten apology… in discomfort.
Appendix: “Remember me?” Me: “I try not to.”
There’s no resurrection arc for freeloading organs.
It’s gone, and now I have trust issues with my gallbladder.
“Just one more flare-up?” No thank you.
If appendix comebacks were real, horror movies would be medical documentaries.

🥳 When You Joke About the Appendix at Parties

Because nothing says “fun night” like organ removal stories.

I don’t trust anything that can just explode because it’s bored.
My appendix left me and took half my day with it.
Appendix? More like a pain-dix.
It’s my emotional support scar now.
I lost my appendix… and gained storytelling rights forever.
“Wanna see my scar?” is how I start all icebreakers now.
I had an appendix once. We don’t talk anymore.
My appendix went out like a firework—with drama and a hospital bill.
It’s the only organ with main character syndrome.
I’m missing an organ, but not missing that one.
“Appendix removed?” Yep, and I upgraded to pain-free mode.
That scar? Proof I survived my own internal sabotage.
Me: “I don’t like drama.” Also me: Has appendix removed at 2 a.m.
Appendix jokes? I’ve got a whole operation worth.
They asked what’s missing in my life. I said: “My appendix.”

🎉 Conclusion:

Whether you’re healing, reminiscing, or just vibing with body humor, appendix jokes are weirdly universal. This tiny, underperforming organ gave us drama, pain… and now, comedy gold.

So don’t just keep the laughs to yourself—share this with your funniest friend, your weirdest cousin, or even your doctor (they’ll appreciate the break from real emergencies).

jam sun